One day, Michael will put all his Easter pictures in a book and leave Sicily forever. But until then, some poor unsuspecting octogenarian still runs the risk of being backed up against a crumbling wall and declared "fabulous" in an oversized Joseph sweater.
Main picture, left: black nylon raincoat, by
Prada, about £350, from 44 Sloane Street, SW1; man's lightweight pin- stripe suit, by Yves Saint Laurent, from a selection at 135 New Bond Street, W1. Below: woman's white dress shirt, by Jean Paul Gaultier, from 171 Draycott Avenue, SW3; black leather skirt by Claude Montana; black lace bra, model's own, but similar by La Perla, from Harvey Nichols, Knightsbridge, SW1. Man's suit and vest by Calvin Klein; Calvin Klein underwear from Harvey Nichols, as before. Below left: black crepe shift dress, by Ralph Lauren, at 143 New Bond Street, W1; sunglasses by Chanel, from 26 Old Bond Street, W1; sandals by Manolo Blahnik, from 49 Old Church Street, SW3. Far left: cream linen suit, shirt and tie, by Ralph Lauren, as before. Colour photograph: suit by Paul Smith, from 44 Floral Street, WC2
PHOTOGRAPHS BY MICHAEL ROBERTS
MAIN MODELS: ANNA FALCHI AND PATRICK LAO