Microbloggers try their hand at honesty and Disney pickup lines

Twitter is erupting with tweets containing Disney-inspired pickup lines on the morning of March 31.

Twitter is erupting with tweets containing Disney-inspired pickup lines on the morning of March 31.

"How do you make a fairy moan? You tink'er'bell" and "Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just happy to see me," tweet lascivious microbloggers using Twitter's number one most talked about topic, "#disneypickuplines."

Twitterers are also sharing truths about their lives with second place term "#honestly" and letting the world know if they are single or in a relationship with fifth place term "?Single ?Taken."

"#thingsblackfolksscaredof" is in third place, the names of TV series " Hell Date" and " Operation Repo" are in sixth and eighth places, and "Constanza" is in tenth place.

"To celebrate the 200th Birthday of Robert Bunsen, put on your old school uniform and burn your friend's eyebrows off," tweet people celebrating German chemist Robert Bunsen's birthday.

The news that Libyan foreign minister "Moussa Koussa" has resigned from his position is spreading through the microblogs, helping his name trend in seventh place.

People are sharing the things others do when they sleep with ninth place term "they sleep."

The top 10 most talked about topics on Twitter on March 31 at 7:30 AM GMT are:

  1. #disneypickuplines (new)
  2. #honestly (new)
  3. #thingsblackfolksscaredof (new)
  4. Robert Bunsen (new)
  5. ?Single ?Taken
  6. Hell Date
  7. Moussa Koussa (new)
  8. Operation Repo (new)
  9. THEY SLEEP (new)
  10. Constanza (new)
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