The wild bunch

Clearly the Weasel has his difficulties with local wildlife (Up & Down Canary Wharf, 25 March), what with angry Canadian geese and hawks on leashes. But before moving house, caution is necessary.

Recovering from surgery a couple of years ago, I was tormented by the incessant, staccato chatter of two delinquent nesting magpies. Sleepless and desperate, I telephoned the RSPB, who could do nothing but said I could legally shoot them. A sensitive west Londoner, this I could not do, and so the pests returned. What to do, Weasel? Stay put in south London and suffer, shoot your Canada geese, or move to north London?

jan spence

London W4