QUOTES OF THE WEEK
Sunday 27 September 1998
Chancellor Helmut Kohl on the broadcast of Bill Clinton's testimony
Jumping into bed with people too quickly, I am told, makes any liaison far less satisfying when it is eventually achieved.
Liberal Democrat MP, warning against closer links with the Labour Party
My mum has the mouth; my dad has the brains; but I'm told I've got both.
14-year-old delegate to the Lib Dem conference
I am concerned about a man whose soul is in mortal danger ... we're not just going to walk in and do a 15-minute how're-we-doing, here's-a-verse- of-scripture, a-verse-a-day-will-keep-the-devil-away. We won't let him off easily.
The Rev Tony Campolo,
sociologist and one of the clergymen counselling President Clinton
Half of Kosovo is already destroyed and burning. By the time Nato gets round to doing anything, Slobodan Milosevic will have had time to destroy the other half too.
Kosovo Albanian leader.
It looks like it's over.... It means everything, it means freedom.
as Iran dissociates itself from the fatwa.
We are facing a crisis and the Government seems to be playing Nero. There is no policy for dealing with this in London, let alone nationally. We are sitting on a time bomb.
A social worker on the refugee flood from Kosovo
Sailors are still the salt of the earth, and as good as they ever were. And just as wicked.
Admiral Sir Jock Slater, outgoing First Sea Lord.
Men in power attract the female sex like ants to a honey spill. They forget they are mere mortals. They are convinced they live in a realm closer to the gods.
Margarita Papandreou, whose husband had an affair when he was Greek Prime Minister
Life & Style blogs
Windows 10: man updates PC, wakes up to find porn slideshow on repeat
Free porn websites could be shut down within months, says David Cameron
National Orgasm Day: Six reasons (plus one bogus one) why they're good for us
The 'world's most beautiful vagina' has been debunked by science
What do the emojis on Snapchat mean?
Yvette Cooper: Our choice is years of Tory rule under Jeremy Corbyn – or a return to a Labour government
Labour leadership contender Jeremy Corbyn says 'we can learn a great deal from Karl Marx'
Is Britain really full up? Are migrants taking our jobs? Leading academic answers the most common anti-immigration claims
Calais Migrant Crisis: Deputy Mayor of Calais labels Cameron's use of 'swarm' as 'racist' and 'ignorant'
Public anger after French sunbather beaten up by gang for wearing a bikini in Reims park
Labour leadership: New poll shows party is now even 'less electable' than under Ed Miliband
- 1 National Orgasm Day: Six reasons (plus one bogus one) why they're good for us
- 2 The 'world's most beautiful vagina' has been debunked by science
- 3 Whoopi Goldberg tells Cara Delevingne to suck it up: 'She's not famous. I'M famous'
- 4 John Green schools morning show hosts after awkward interview with Cara Delevingne
- 5 Doctor Who: Christopher Eccleston says why he left the BBC series after just one series
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