Where shall we meet: The Goat in Boots

The Fulham Road cinema has five screens and nowhere to sit. Well, nowhere you'd want to sit. A little further west is the Goat in Boots, a place where your primary qualification for drinking is that you should not have started shaving. The place is divided into three levels: ground floor (a low ceiling and a small number of tables strategically placed in the front window), cellar mezzanine (tiny, frequently unstaffed, bar) and bowels of the earth (with slot machines of various sorts including pinball). This is an excellent place to meet for a couple of drinks if you get a kick from listening to people much younger than you talking about sex.

The Goat in Boots, 333 Fulham Rd SW10 (071-352 1384)

Tomorrow: BAC

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