ROGUE TRADER; The week ahead ...
Sunday 05 September 1999
Belgrade Car Show opens. 'Scheduled for this spring, but disrupted by Nato air strikes' it says on the hand out. Interims from Scottish Media Group, currently bidding pounds 130m to buy GMTV and itself a (hostile) takeover target for Granada. GMTV is a loss maker, but in the barmy world of television economics, it makes sense to swallow a poison pill for breakfast. In a further complication SMG is partly owned by Flextech, another highly valued television loss-maker (see Thursday).
Vice-President Kinnock to address European Parliament Budgetary Control Committee: "Wooowwwhh Yeeaaahh are you feeelin' allllllright!" Interims from lots of companies including Iceland and PowerGen. Finals from Billiton, the vast mining conglomerate loathed by some. Analysts think that profits will be down, partly because of problems with the world aluminium market. So, in a cheap publicity stunt the company circulated a cute picture of Betsie the Blaster, South Africa's first black woman open-cast demolitions expert.
Interims from Anglo-American, another mining company, making its debut after joining the Exchange in May. Sadly, the company's fortunes are based on gold mining. Legal stationery giant Stat-Plus is one of several other firms to report. The company wants lawyers to swear their affidavits and make their depositions and what-not on-line. Which is great news for hackers who, being anarchists, will at last get to bring the legal system to its knees. Bank of England interest rate decision. Last month it was unanimous in holding rates steady at 5 per cent. But soaring house prices and the return of a consumer spending frenzy might tempt it in the direction of a hike. Neil Kinnock nears halfway point of Brussels speech.
Flextech - the TV "channel packager" responsible for the tedious rubbish you get for "free" when you buy a subscription to Sky Sport - is to report. Losses were reduced last time and the company feels bullish - having secured the rights to most of the BBC's archive in time to ride the wave of digital cable. Green Party conference opens in Europe's largest uninhabitable, ecologically devastated, chemically desertified, sand-blown hell-hole - Southport. Neil Kinnock reaches the end of a digression about why cavemen never had the chance to go to University.
Car Show ends in Belgrade. Boat Show opens in Southampton. Kinnock establishes video link to Green Party conference.
Entrepreneurial Edwards ...
PRINCE EDWARD: Held back by jealousy and the British habit of hating success. Admired in Hollywood.
PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND: Held back by virtue of being an inanimate object. Admired by Canadians.
EDWARD 'EDDIE THE EAGLE' EDWARDS: Held back by virtue of being absolutely hopeless. Admired in Britain.
KING EDWARD VARIETY: Held back by virtue of being a potato. Admired in Idaho, Belgium and Prince Edward Island.
Financial news in brief
Our weekly bench test, value for money guide to the financial press. This week: Business Week versus Goal! magazine
Item Business Week Goal!
Price pounds 2.10 pounds 1.50
No of pages 66 108
Price per page 3.18p 1.38p
Slogan Intelligent Business For Lads Who Live
News With a Football
Typical Advert Remy Martin Pot Noodle
David Beckham? No thanks! Yes please!
No of pics of reformed Lots (probably) One (George
bung-taking managers Graham)
Shiny paper? A bit Very
Tables full of Some Lots
Attitude to Frankfurt Europe's financial Aren't they in the
powerhouse German second
Typical headline WILL THE FED CAN KANU
MOVE AGAIN? KICK IT?
% of content which 14.3%: "Greater 4.1%: "Gazza
was news to me citizen intimacy can and Incey are set
be achieved by to rule the
IT outsourcing" Premiership"
% of content worth 0.8%: according to 0.4%: "I believe
repeating at a party a new book, many Chris Sutton is
American Doctors going to have a
will try and murder great season for
you if they get the Chelsea"
P/E ratio (photo/ 50/50 1,000/0.5
RT value index 3.366445 4.59875
- 2 Harry Potter fans can apply to the Hogwarts-inspired College of Wizardry
- 3 Jessica Chambers: 19-year-old woman 'doused with lighter fluid and burned alive' in the US
- 4 Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage 'poundshop Enoch Powell' in BBC Question Time debate
- 5 Orange Wednesdays are no more
Weather bomb in pictures: Storms cuts power for tens of thousands – and snow is on the way
Jessica Chambers: 19-year-old woman 'doused with lighter fluid and burned alive' in the US
Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage 'poundshop Enoch Powell' in BBC Question Time debate
Russell Brand was rendered speechless on Question Time by this man
Fury at Airbus after it hints the super-jumbo may be mothballed
Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry
Shock poll shows voters believe Ukip is to the left of the Tories
Nigel Farage's approval rating hits 'record low' as popularity suffers in wake of Ukip sex scandal
Nigel Farage defends Kerry Smith 'ch***y' comment: 'If you are going for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?'
Ukip candidate jokes about 'shooting peasants' in racist and homophobic rant
Pakistan school attack live: Taliban kill at least 132 children in 'horrifying' massacre
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