While some celebrities take the art of moving on to a higher level, there are others whose love lives are just as tangled as anyone's. And many of those tangles seem to be made of elastic.
Take Sven Goran Eriksson (someone's got to). Either the red tops have started recycling their front pages, or Sven and Nancy Dell'Olio are once again back together. Her people confirmed the reunion. His, however, did not.
It's been a tough Valentine's week for celebrity watchers who are romantic at heart. Just as one couple seem to get back together, another turn out to be an illusion. Surely they can't all be just good friends?
Sven and Nancy
Their rubber-ball relationship bounced back despite his affairs with Ulrika Jonsson and Faria Alam. This time, "he's got a lot to prove"
Kylie and Olivier
When Minogue and Martinez got together for springtime in Paris, the conclusion was obvious. Or not. "Nothing is going on," she said
Mick and Jerry
"I still love Mick Jagger," said Jerry Hall. But not like that. Instead, she thinks that "you're only meant to be with someone for a certain period of your life"
Paul and Heather
Back together inthe same room on Valentine's Day – except for Paul McCartney and Heather Mills, it was a divorce court room