The top ten: Visual clichés


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Mark Wallace asked if I could add pictures to my Banned List of clichés, and nominated the first here. Lloyd Bracey, who teaches TV journalists, persuaded me to ban reporters referencing stormy waters, for example, over footage of the sea. But this is different. This is about reaching for the most obvious image with which to illustrate an abstract subject.

1. Wedding cake decorations for reports and features about gay marriage

2. Poignant empty swings for stories suggesting that the authorities have failed children – nominated by Callum May.

3. Stretch of police incident tape for any article about crime – Ben Knights

4. The flames from gas-cooker rings for rising energy prices – Terry Stiastny

5. Faceless greebo lights a gigantic bifta, all but hands and lips obscured, for any story about drugs – Ed Pemberton

6. The statue on the Old Bailey roof for anything to do with the law or justice – Chris Bartlett

7. Pictures of people from the neck down for stories about obesity.

8. A woman with her head in her hands for all mental-health stories – Becca Reilly-Cooper

9. Precarious stack of coins for personal finance stories – Tom Powdrill

10. Aerial montage of suburbia for TV reports on property markets. Used, obviously, because we don't know what houses look like – "Bubblejet"

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