With just a few weeks to go until the Duke of Edinburgh turns 96, it has been announced he will be standing down from public life. Buckingham Palace said the decision had been taken with the full support of the Queen and Prince Philip would cease to carry out public engagements from autumn of this year.
“Prince Philip will attend previously scheduled engagements between now and August, both individually and accompanying The Queen,” the statement read. “Thereafter, The Duke will not be accepting new invitations for visits and engagements, although he may still choose to attend certain public events from time to time.” As the Patron, President and member of over 780 organisations, the Duke has continued to be vociferously active in public life since becoming a nonagenarian.
But these appearances have not been free of incident. Over the years, the Duke has developed something of a reputation for being one of the most gaffe and solecism prone members of the Royal Family.
No stranger to a blunder, the Duke has made an almost never-ending list of gaffes during his reign as the Queen’s husband. Here are 95 of the 95-year-old’s most memorable, compiled by The Independent:
1. “Ghastly.” Prince Philip’s opinion of Beijing, during a 1986 tour of China.
2. “Ghastly.” Prince Philip's opinion of Stoke-on-Trent, as offered to the city's Labour MP Joan Walley at Buckingham Palace in 1997.
3. “Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.” Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.
4. “If you stay here much longer, you will go home with slitty eyes.” To 21-year-old British student Simon Kerby during a visit to China in 1986.
5. “You managed not to get eaten then?” To a British student who had trekked in Papua New Guinea, during an official visit in 1998.
6. “You can't have been here that long – you haven't got a pot belly.” To a British tourist during a tour of Budapest in Hungary. 1993.
7. “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?” Asked of a Scottish driving instructor in 1995.
8. “Damn fool question!” To BBC journalist Caroline Wyatt at a banquet at the Elysée Palace after she asked Queen Elizabeth if she was enjoying her stay in Paris in 2006.
9. “It looks as though it was put in by an Indian.” The Prince's verdict of a fuse box during a tour of a Scottish factory in August 1999. He later clarified his comment: “I meant to say cowboys. I just got my cowboys and Indians mixed up.”
10. “People usually say that after a fire it is water damage that is the worst. We are still drying out Windsor Castle.” To survivors of the Lockerbie bombings in 1993.
11. “We don't come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.” During a trip to Canada in 1976.
12. “A few years ago, everybody was saying we must have more leisure, everyone's working too much. Now that everybody's got more leisure time they are complaining they are unemployed. People don't seem to make up their minds what they want.” A man of the people shares insight into the recession that gripped Britain in 1981.
13. “British women can't cook.” Winning the hearts of the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961.
14. “It was part of the fortunes of war. We didn't have counsellors rushing around every time somebody let off a gun, asking 'Are you all right – are you sure you don't have a ghastly problem?' You just got on with it!” On the issue of stress counselling for servicemen in a TV documentary marking the 50th Anniversary of VJ Day in 1995.
15. “What do you gargle with – pebbles?” To Tom Jones, after the Royal Variety Performance, 1969. He added the following day: “It is very difficult at all to see how it is possible to become immensely valuable by singing what I think are the most hideous songs.”
16. “It's a vast waste of space.” Philip entertained guests in 2000 at the reception of a new £18m British Embassy in Berlin, which the Queen had just opened.
17. “There's a lot of your family in tonight.” After glancing at business chief Atul Patel's name badge during a 2009 Buckingham Palace reception for 400 influential British Indians to meet the Royal couple.
18. “If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.” Said to a World Wildlife Fund meeting in 1986.
19. “You ARE a woman, aren't you?” To a woman in Kenya in 1984, after accepting a gift.
20. “Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?” To a wheelchair-bound Susan Edwards, and her guide dog Natalie in 2002.
Prince Philip: A life in pictures
Prince Philip: A life in pictures
20th November 1947: Princess Elizabeth and the Duke of Edinburgh pose for the press at Buckingham Palace, London, after their wedding ceremony at Westminster Abbey
1 Jan 1947 : Princess Elizabeth and her husband Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh during their honeymoon in Malta, where he was stationed with the Royal Navy
15th December 1948: Princess Elizabeth and The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh with Prince Charles after his christening at Buckingham Palace.
21st October 1950: Princess Elizabeth holding her daughter Princess Anne at her christening in Buckingham Palace, with the Duke of Edinburgh at her side
2 June 1953: The Duke of Edinburgh and the newly crowned Queen Elizabeth II wave to the crowd from the balcony at Buckingham Palace. Her children Prince Charles and Princess Anne stand with her
1 Jan 1965: Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip at Windsor Castle with their children, Prince Charles, Princess Anne, Prince Andrew and little Prince Edward
20th November 1972: Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh on the occasion of their 25th silver wedding anniversary celebrations held at Buckingham Palace
Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip walk down the aisle in Westminster Abbey, in London, 19 November 2007, to attend a service to celebrate their diamond wedding anniversary
Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip in a rare visit to Downing Street. British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha were hosting a lunch to celebrate Prince Philip's 90th birthday.
The official Royal Wedding group photograph in the throne room at Buckingham Palace with the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge. Front row (L-R): Grace van Cutsem, Eliza Lopes, Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh, Queen Elizabeth II, Margarita Armstrong-Jones, Louise Windsor, William Lowther-Pinkerton. Back Row (L-R): Tom Pettifer, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall, Prince Charles, Prince Harry, Michael Middleton, Carole Middleton, James Middleton and Philippa Middleton
21. “Get me a beer. I don't care what kind it is, just get me a beer!” On being offered the finest Italian wines by PM Giuliano Amato at a dinner in Rome in 2000.
22. “I would like to go to Russia very much – although the bastards murdered half my family.” In 1967, asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.
23. “If a cricketer, for instance, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat,which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?” In a Radio 4 interview shortly after the Dunblane shootings in 1996. He said to the interviewer off-air afterwards: “That will really set the cat among the pigeons, won't it?”
24. “Oh, it's you that owns that ghastly car is it? We often see it when driving to Windsor Castle.” To neighbour Elton John after hearing he had sold his Watford FC-themed Aston Martin in 2001.
25. “The problem with London is the tourists. They cause the congestion. If we could just stop the tourism, we could stop the congestion.” At the opening of City Hall in 2002.
26. “A pissometer?” The Prince sees the renamed piezometer water gauge demonstrated by Australian farmer Steve Filelti in 2000.
27. “Don't feed your rabbits pawpaw fruit – it acts as a contraceptive. Then again, it might not work on rabbits.” Giving advice to a Caribbean rabbit breeder in Anguilla in 1994.
28. “You must be out of your minds.” To Solomon Islanders, on being told that their population growth was 5 per cent a year, in 1982.
29. “Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.” At the 50th anniversary of the Duke of Edinburgh Awards scheme.
30. “Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species.↑ Accepting a conservation award in Thailand in 1991.
31. “Aren't most of you descended from pirates?” In the Cayman Islands, 1994.
32. “You bloody silly fool!” To an elderly car park attendant who made the mistake of not recognising him at Cambridge University in 1997.
33. “Oh! You are the people ruining the rivers and the environment.” To three young employees of a Scottish fish farm at Holyrood Palace in 1999.
34. “If you travel as much as we do you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort – provided you don't travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.” To the Aircraft Research Association in 2002.
35. “The French don't know how to cook breakfast.” After a breakfast of bacon, eggs, smoked salmon, kedgeree, croissants and pain au chocolat – from Gallic chef Regis Crépy – in 2002.
36. “And what exotic part of the world do you come from?” Asked in 1999 of Tory politician Lord Taylor of Warwick, whose parents are Jamaican. He replied: “Birmingham.”
37. “Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.” On a visit to Australia in 1992, when asked if he wanted to stroke a koala bear.
38. “It doesn't look like much work goes on at this University.” Overheard at Bristol University's engineering facility. It had been closed so that he and the Queen could officially open it in 2005.
39. “I wish he'd turn the microphone off!” The Prince expresses his opinion of Elton John's performance at the 73rd Royal Variety Show, 2001.
40. “Do you still throw spears at each other?” Prince Philip shocks Aboriginal leader William Brin at the Aboriginal Cultural Park in Queensland, 2002.
41. “Where's the Southern Comfort?” On being presented with a hamper of southern goods by the American ambassador in London in 1999.
42. “Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then!” To parents during a visit to Fir Vale Comprehensive School in Sheffield, which had suffered poor academic reputation.
43. “Ah you're the one who wrote the letter. So you can write then? Ha, ha! Well done.” Meeting 14-year old George Barlow, whose invited to the Queen to visit Romford, Essex, in 2003.
44. “So who's on drugs here?... HE looks as if he's on drugs.” To a 14-year-old member of a Bangladeshi youth club in 2002.
45. “You could do with losing a little bit of weight.” To hopeful astronaut, 13-year-old Andrew Adams.
46. “You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.” To the matron of a hospital in the Caribbean in 1966.
47. “The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.” While hosts made effort to greet a state visit to Brazil, 1968.
48. “During the Blitz a lot of shops had their windows blown in and sometimes they put up notices saying, 'More open than usual.' I now declare this place more open than usual.” Unveiling a plaque at the University of Hertfordshire's new Hatfield campus in November 2003.
49 . Philip: “Who are you?”
Simon Kelner: “I'm the editor-in-chief of The Independent, Sir.”
Philip: “What are you doing here?”
Kelner: “You invited me.”
Philip: “Well, you didn't have to come!”
An exchange at a press reception to mark the Golden Jubilee in 2002.
50. “No, I would probably end up spitting it out over everybody.” Prince Philip declines the offer of some fish from Rick Stein's seafood deli in 2000.
51. “Any bloody fool can lay a wreath at the thingamy.” Discussing his role in an interview with Jeremy Paxman.
52. “Holidays are curious things, aren't they? You send children to school to get them out of your hair. Then they come back and make life difficult for parents. That is why holidays are set so they are just about the limit of your endurance.” At the opening of a school in 2000.
53. “People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.” In 2000.
54. “Can you tell the difference between them?” On being told by President Obama that he'd had breakfast with the leaders of the UK, China and Russia.
55. “I don't know how they are going to integrate in places like Glasgow and Sheffield.” After meeting students from Brunei coming to Britain to study in 1998.
56. “Do people trip over you?” Meeting a wheelchair-bound nursing-home resident in 2002.
57. “That's a nice tie... Do you have any knickers in that material?” Discussing the tartan designed for the Papal visit with then-Scottish Tory leader Annabel Goldie last year.
58. “I have never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.” Addressing a group of industrialists in 1961.
59. “It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing!” Speaking about a crocodile he shot in Gambia in 1957.
60. “Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you? You really must try better with your beard.” To a young fashion designer at a Buckingham Palace in 2009.
61. “So you're responsible for the kind of crap Channel Four produces!” Speaking to then chairman of the channel, Michael Bishop, in 1962.
62. “Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years.” Address to the General Dental Council, quoted in Time in 1960.
63. “Tolerance is the one essential ingredient ... You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.” Advice for a successful marriage in 1997.
64. “I never see any home cooking – all I get is fancy stuff.” Commiserating about the standard of Buckingham Palace cuisine in 1962.
65. “I suppose I would get in a lot of trouble if I were to melt them down.” On being shown Nottingham Forest FC's trophy collection in 1999.
66. “It makes you all look like Dracula's daughters!” To pupils at Queen Anne's School in Reading, who wear blood-red uniforms, in 1998.
67. “I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.” Dismissing claims that those who sell slaughtered meat have greater moral authority than those who participate in blood sports, in 1988.
68. “Ah, so this is feminist corner then.” Joining a group of female Labour MPs, who were wearing name badges reading "Ms", at a Buckingham Palace drinks party in 2000.
69. “Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don't you have a slogan: 'Kill a cat and save a bird?'” On being told of a project to protect turtle doves in Anguilla in 1965.
70. “All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury.” Bemoaning the rate of British tax in 1963.
71. “It is my invariable custom to say something flattering to begin with so that I shall be excused if by any chance I put my foot in it later on.” Full marks for honesty, from a speech in 1956.
72. “Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?” Asked of a penniless student.
73. “In education, if in nothing else, the Scotsman knows what is best for him. Indeed, only a Scotsman can really survive a Scottish education.” Said when he was made Chancellor of Edinburgh University in November 1953.
74. “If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested.” Of his daughter, Princess Anne.
75. “They're not mating are they?” Spotting two robots bumping in to one another at the Science Museum in 2000.
76. “I must be in the only person in Britain glad to see the back of that plane.” Philip did not approve of the noise Concorde made while flying over the Buckingham Palace.
77. “The only active sport, which I follow, is polo – and most of the work's done by the pony!” 1965
78. “It looks like a tart's bedroom.” On seeing plans for the Duke and then Duchess of York's house at Sunninghill Park.
79. “Reichskanzler.” Prince Philip used Hitler's title to address German chancellor Helmut Kohl during a speech in Hanover in 1997.
80. “We go into the red next year... I shall probably have to give up polo.” Comment on US television in 1969 about the Royal Family's finances.
81. “Bugger the table plan, give me my dinner!" Showing his impatience to be fed at a dinner party in 2004.
82. “I thought it was against the law these days for a woman to solicit.” Said to a woman solicitor.
83. “You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.” Said to Sir Rennie Maudslay, Keeper of the Privy Purse, in the 1970s.
84. “What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer.” Response to a comment at a small-business lunch about how difficult it is in Britain to get rich.
85. “This could only happen in a technical college.” On getting stuck in a lift between two floors at the Heriot Watt University, 1958.
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86. “I'd much rather have stayed in the Navy, frankly.” When asked what he felt about his life in 1992.
87. “It looks like the kind of thing my daughter would bring back from her school art lessons” On being shown “primitive” Ethiopian art in 1965.
88. “You're not wearing mink knickers, are you?” Philip charms fashion writer Serena French at a World Wildlife Fund gathering in 1993.
89. “My son...er...owns them.” On being asked on a Canadian tour whether he knew the Scilly Isles.
90. “Well, that's more than you know about anything else then.” Speaking, a touch condescendingly, to Michael Buerk, after being told by the BBC newsreader that he did know about the Duke of Edinburgh's Gold Awards in 2004.
91. “Are you all one family?” To mixed-race street-dance troupe Diversity who had performed at the Royal Variety Performance in 2009.
92. “Oh yes, there's a lot of orphanges in Romania - they must breed them”. To a girl who told him she had been to Romania to help at an orphanage during a prize-giving ceremony for the Duke of Edinburgh Awards in 2010.
93. “Who do you sponge off?” To the volunteers for an Asian women's group at an east London community centre.
94. “You look like you’re ready for bed!” To the President of Nigeria who was dressed in traditional robes.
95. “Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut.” To a 13-year-old while he was visiting a space shuttle.Reuse content