There is a touch of innocence about Peter Lilley, a long-serving former Conservative cabinet minister. Last month’s weather, when the mean temperature was 4.2C above the long-term average and rainfall was 176 per cent of average, has not altered one jot his view that reducing carbon emissions causes unnecessary, self-inflicted pain.
“It puzzles me that the political class is committed to such perverse policies,” he told MPs, as they debated the Energy Bill. Turning to the Deputy Speaker, Natascha Engel, he added: “I found a possible hint of an explanation, Madam Deputy Speaker, in a book I am sure that, like me, you have not read but have heard about, called Forty Shades of Grey. The surprising popularity of that book demonstrated that sadomasochism, or the infliction of pain and submission to pain, are far more widespread tastes than we had previously thought.”
Putting aside the obvious point that these climate change sceptics are so far behind the times they do not even know how many shades of grey there are, I cannot comprehend how someone who has been a Conservative MP for almost 33 years should think that sadomasochism is new.
Surely he remembers some of the Tory MPs who have served alongside him, such as Stephen Milligan, who was found dead from accidental self-strangulation, dressed only in stockings and suspenders, or Harvey Proctor, whose former fondness for the swish of the cane was established in court. Be they forty shades or fifty, they are not new.
UK news in pictures
UK news in pictures
1/18 23 June 2017
British Prime Minister Theresa May addresses a news conference at the EU summit in Brussels, Belgium, June 23, 2017
2/18 22 June 2017
Cosplay fans (L-R) George Massingham, Abbey Forbes and Karolina Goralik travel by tube dressed in Harry Potter themed costumes, after a visit to one the literary franchise's movie filming locations at Leadenhall Market in London, Britain
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Racegoers cheer on their horse on Ladies Day at the Royal Ascot horse racing meet, in Ascot, west of London
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A reveller walks among the tipi tents at the Glastonbury Festival of Music and Performing Arts on Worthy Farm near the village of Pilton in Somerset, South West England
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A police officer lays some flowers passed over by a member of the public, close to Finsbury Park Mosque in north London, after one man died and eight people were taken to hospital and a person arrested after a rental van struck pedestrian
The Borough Market bell is seen in Borough Market in central London following its re-opening after the June 3 terror attack
Two women embrace in Borough Market, which officially re-opens today following the recent attack, in central London
Mayor of London Sadiq Khan attends the re-opening of Borough market in central London following the June 3 terror attack
People walk through Borough Market in central London following its re-opening after the June 3 terror attack
News Corp CEO Rupert Murdoch, with one of his daughters, visit Borough Market, which officially re-opened today following the recent attack
A woman reacts in front of a wall of messages in Borough Market, which officially re-opened today following the recent attack, in central London
Vivenne Westwood walks the runway at the Vivenne Westwood show during the London Fashion Week Men's June 2017 collections
Millwall fan and London Bridge hero Roy Larner on 'Good Morning Britain'
Richard Arnold, Roy Larner, Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid on 'Good Morning Britain'
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England players celebrate after defeating Venezuela 1-0 to win the final of the FIFA U-20 World Cup Korea 2017 at Suwon World Cup Stadium in Suwon, South Korea
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England players celebrate with the trophy after the final match of the FIFA U-20 World Cup 2017 between Venezuela and England at Suwon World Cup Stadium in Suwon, South Korea
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Great Britain's Alistair Brownlee celebrates winning the Elite Men Columbia Threadneedle World Triathlon Leeds
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Two men drink beer outside the Southwark Tavern which reopened for business today next to an entrance to Borough Market which remains closed in London
Showing his colours
It could only happen in Essex. Rob Gledhill, leader of the Conservative group on Thurrock council, is the proud father of a week-old boy christened Thatcher Stephen Maguire. He does not think the boy will be teased when he goes to primary school, because the name won’t mean anything to other five-year-olds. But what if he lives in Liverpool when he grows up?
Greg Mulholland, Lib Dem MP for Leeds North West, protested to the Speaker, John Bercow, about not being notified far enough in advance that David Cameron would be visiting a mosque in his constituency. The Prime Minister was thus denied the advice of the MP.
“I rather imagine that the Prime Minister thinks of little else … than of the merits of receiving, in such terms as the Honourable Gentleman thinks fit … the Honourable Gentleman’s advice,” Bercow replied. Is that a touch of sarcasm?
Asked in a written question what the Government is doing to combat discrimination against pregnant women and new mothers at work, the minister for skills, Nick Boles, replied: “Officials from the Department have participated in round table meetings with stakeholders which have been organised by the Equalities and Human Rights Commission following publication of interim findings of research into pregnancy and maternity related discrimination.”
Pregnant employees, your Government is on your side!
One of most contentious aspects of the UK’s treatment of immigrants is that there is no limit to how long they can be locked up in detention centres while their cases are processed. When the former prisons ombudsman Stephen Shaw published his report last week on the welfare of detainees, he did not recommend a time limit.
The Home Office has now quietly released statistics in reply to a written question. At the last count, there were 136 immigrants who have been locked up for more than a year.
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