Boris's manifesto? He'll teach Ken how to ride a bike

Boris Johnson has unveiled his green transport policy – free cycling lessons. Not for all Londoners, but for Ken Livingstone, the man he is trying to oust as Mayor of London, who admits he can't ride a bike.

The Tory candidate, a keen cyclist, praised Mr Livingstone's plans for a Paris-style scheme to hire out 6,000 bikes from street corner stands in central London but could not resist drawing attention to the Mayor's wobbly credentials as a cyclist at the first hustings of the Mayoral election campaign.

Boris Johnson from www.friction.tv

Mr Johnson won the biggest laugh of yesterday's 100-minute session when he said Mr Livingstone should "lead by personal example and learn to ride a bike". He told the Mayor: "I am willing to give free lessons – in complete safety and discretion. It is high time that, like me and every other cyclist in London, you face the full horror of trying to overtake a bendy bus." Mr Livingstone was not amused.

Mr Johnson was on good form as he poked fun at his rival. He explained that the meeting started seven minutes late because Mr Livingstone was delayed by London's transport problems.

Ken Livngstone from www.friction.tv

But for the most part, it was Serious Boris rather than Buffoon Boris on show. His blond thatch has been shorn for the contest, and his suit was smart rather than scruffy. There were none of the gaffes that have punctuated his political career.

His only minor blip was to talk about the bike hire scheme that Mr Livingstone was going to launch. He corrected himself swiftly. "I am going to introduce it," he said, and got another laugh.

The Tories' private polls show Mr Livingstone and Mr Johnson running neck and neck. Labour officials admit their man faces the biggest fight of his life as he seeks a third term. Some had predicted that the Blond Bombshell would have self-destructed by now but it hasn't happened.

Senior Tories are hoping that Boris remains on his best behaviour. "Every time he does open his mouth, we keep our fingers crossed," one admitted. "We will be sweating right up to 1 May."

Mr Livingstone looked cool throughout yesterday's hustings, helped perhaps by his linen suit. He couldn't match Mr Johnson for humour but was scathing about the Tory's green credentials. A relatively mild-mannered debate finally caught fire in extra time when the Mayor accused his Tory challenger of talking "an awful lot of hypocrisy" and "posing as Green" after previously attacking environmentalists in his Daily Telegraph columns.

He said: "You can't have candidates saying 'I am in favour of nuclear power and I am terribly green' ... that 'I am going to be the greenest mayor ever but I applauded George Bush for not signing the Kyoto treaty'. It is rubbish." Mr Johnson barked back: "Stuff and nonsense."

The mayoral race is not a two-horse one, although it feels like one. Sian Berry, the Green Party candidate, was well-received by a sympathetic audience at the event, organised by the Green Alliance. She landed a well-targeted blow on her three male rivals, describing them as "men in suits" who would agree with most of her environmental policies. The public had to ask whether they trusted them to implement them, she said.

Sian Berry from www.friction.tv

The Liberal Democrat candidate, Brian Paddick, the gay former senior Metropolitan Police officer, objected to being called a "suit" even though he was wearing a smart one. "I think people would raise a few eyebrows if I turned up in a dress," he said.

Burnishing his green credentials, Mr Paddick suggested that he would have the smallest carbon footprint of the four candidates on the platform. He didn't own a car, he walked everywhere, he had had the heating on in his one-bedroom flat for only 45 minutes this winter. Vote Liberal Democrat for lower fuel bills –and feeling cold.

Brian Paddick from www.friction.tv

Mr Livingstone promised that, by 2010, the Thames would be the cleanest river in a major capital and people would start swimming in it. Surprisingly, Boris did not offer him free swimming lessons.

Independent Comment
blog comments powered by Disqus
Top stories
News in pictures
World news in pictures
UK news in pictures
UK news in pictures
More stories
       
Independent
Travel Shop
Lake Como and the Bernina Express
Seven nights half-board from £749pp Find out more
Dubrovnik and the Dalmatian coast
Seven nights half-board from only £859pp Find out more
Prague city break
Three nights from only £199pp Find out more
 
Independent Dating
and  

By clicking 'Search' you
are agreeing to our
Terms of Use.

iJobs Job Widget
iJobs General

Commercial Refrigeration Engineers

TBC: Capital Refrigeration Services Ltd: Capital Refrigeration Services requir...

****Primary Key Stage 2 Teacher ****

£90 - £120 per day: Randstad Education Preston: We are currently recruiting fo...

Key Stage 1 Supply Teacher Blackpool

£90 - £120 per day: Randstad Education Preston: . Blackpool

Are you a dynamic Primary teacher looking for work in Bromley?

£5520 - £31200 per annum: Randstad Education London: If you are then please ap...

Day In a Page

Babies behind bars: A Palestinian fertility doctor has become an unlikely hero by helping women conceive – even though their husbands are in jail

Babies behind bars

A Palestinian fertility doctor has become an unlikely hero by helping women conceive – even though their husbands are in jail
Sonic youth: The high-pitched sound alarm for under 25s

Sonic youth: The high-pitched sound alarm

Is Mosquito, the alarm only under-25s can hear, a blessing or a bane?
The art of living in small spaces: Architects are learning how to make less, more

The art of living in small spaces

Space in cities at a premium so architects are learning how to make less, more...
Special report: The story of Sir Mervyn King's reign at the Bank

The story of Sir Mervyn King's reign at the Bank

After four 'nice' years as Governor of Bank of England, things turned decisively nasty
Zombie nation: Our enduring fascination with a world full of death and destruction

Zombie nation: Our fascination with death and destruction

A new season of shows on Radio 4 is inspired by dark tales of future dystopias. Meanwhile, zombies are marauding in the multiplexes...
Martin Stephen: 'Ofsted says comprehensives are failing the most able but teaching bright children isn't rocket science'

'Teaching bright children isn't rocket science'

It doesn't take a selective system to nurture the best minds, says a former head of St Paul's boys' school.
The retail empires strike back: Can new technology lure us back to the high street?

Can technology lure us back to the high street?

The high street has been bruised and battered by online firms but in-store technology is helping to enliven the retail experience...
The 10 Best new smartphones

The 10 Best new smartphones

Photos, films, music, apps and browsing - the latest mobiles can do it all
Jenson Button: Downbeat driver cannot wait to put season behind him

Jenson Button: Downbeat driver cannot wait to put season behind him

McLaren man admits 'failed gamble' with car has left him pinning hopes on 2014 campaign
James Lawton: Firmer fist will be required to win Champions Trophy final battle with stouter foe

James Lawton

Firmer fist will be required to win Champions Trophy final battle with stouter foe
'To farm I have to rape the countryside. It’s got to be wrong': The true effect of the badger cull

The true effect of the badger cull

'To farm I have to rape the countryside. It’s got to be wrong'
Theatre review: Daniel Radcliffe gives an admirably honest performance in Michael Grandage's The Cripple of Inishmaan

First night: The Cripple of Inishmaan

Daniel Radcliffe gives an admirably honest performance in Michael Grandage's comedy
Girls Guides drop religious reference but pledge to self and the Queen

Guides drop religious reference but pledge to self and the Queen

After 103 years, organisation changes oath to welcome 'all girls, of all faiths, and none'
Steve Tongue: Joe Kinnear was one of the boys and a breath of fresh air... 21 years ago

Steve Tongue

Joe Kinnear was one of the boys and a breath of fresh air... 21 years ago
Chris Froome: Free from 'pain in neck' after Bradley Wiggins' exit

Chris Froome: Free from 'pain in neck' after Wiggins' exit

Sky's lead rider says he is in fantastic form for the Tour and happy pecking order debate is over