K.I.S.S.I.N.G. The art of the conference smooch
Prolific writer and commentator John Walsh contributes columns to the paper as well as writing features, interviews and restaurant reviews. He has been editor of The Independent Magazine, literary editor of the Sunday Times and features editor of the London Evening Standard.
Friday 12 October 2012
1. The Goldfish (Ed Miliband and Justine Thornton)
This is what happens when you shut your eyes before puckering. It's very real. It looks passionate. It breathes romance. It leads to screams of "Get a room!"
2. The Interlocking Jigsaw (David and Samantha Cameron)
A Hollywood-star kiss. It says, "I will kiss under your lip while you kiss over mine. There's nothing in my contract about tongues."
3. The Tired Eskimo (Nick and Miriam Clegg)
Mr Clegg, here oddly resembling Mel Gibson, tries to bury his whole face in his wife's, as though seeking a nice fleshy pillow for his terminal weariness.
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