Shopping tribes of Britain
It’s beloved by royals and the Chelsea set, but home store General Trading Company is under threat. So which other social stereotypes have a retail relationship they couldn’t live without?
Wednesday 23 July 2008
Whole Foods, Boden, Jo Malone
The YM might have three children under five but she’ll be damned if she’s seen out looking less than radiant. Her typical buy is another reusable cotton bag and some Dr Hauschka Rose Day Cream. Also seen in: Brora. Poster girl: Nigella Lawson
Foxtons, Ugg, Cutler and Gross
Like, Dad left me all this money? And it’s, like, a bit of a nightmare? Yes, life is so hard, Miss Trustafarian, slopping around W11 in your Ugg boots on your way to Starbucks for yet another “script meeting”. Also seen in: Urban Outfitters. Poster girl: Alice Dellal
General Trading Company, Hackett, Links of London
Sloanes are frightened of stores they didn’t go to with their parents. When they do shop, it’s usually for replacements for the white jeans and pearl earrings that were lost in Hampshire last weekend. Also seen in: Crabtree & Evelyn. Poster girl: Liz Hurley
La Senza, Electric Beach tanning salon, Cricket
Since footballers aren’t famous for their brains, a young lady hoping to snare one must indicate her desirability by dyeing herself orange and skipping round town in a denim miniskirt the size of a postcard. Matching underwear, in beige silk, is essential. Also seen in: Tiffany. Poster girl:Coleen McLoughlin
Paul bakery, Paperchase, John Sandoe Books
His second novel is going badly and he spent the advance from the first on an Aeron chair. He might have to go back to writing obituaries to make ends meet! Nabokov never had problems like this. Also seen in: corduroy slacks. Poster boy: Martin Amis
The shire set
John Lewis, Waitrose, Waterstone’s
When you live a 20-minute drive from civilisation and the vet’s coming at midday, there’s no time to browse. So: new sheets in John Lewis, and cleaning supplies for Mrs P, the cleaner, from Waitrose. Also seen in: Bicester Village. Icon: Delia Smith
Bang & Olufsen, Daylesford Organics, Ralph Lauren
They haven’t got a clue what a pint of milk costs, but then, nobody else at Goldman’s does either. It all gets lost in a £600 weekly grocery bill anyway. Also seen in: Prada. Poster boy: Arpad Busson
Halfords, Traid, Body Shop
Tofu is really, really, nice. Honestly. You should cycle everywhere and share your bathwater. But energy-saving light-bulbs are a step too far; the horrible light they give off is so unflattering. Also seen in: garden centres. Poster boy: Zac Goldsmith
Superdrug, Primark, Krispy Kreme
Ohmigod, when you’ve got £10 a week pocket money, it’s totally essential to buy from Primark and Peacocks. Kids in sweatshops? Sad, yeah, but... Also seen in: Abercrombie & Fitch (but only to stare at the boys) Poster girl: Pixie Geldof
- 1 Autistic teenager beaten up by bullies makes them watch 20-minute video about autism
- 2 Greece debt crisis explained: A history of just how the country landed itself in such a mess
- 3 People all over the world are getting semicolon tattoos to draw attention to mental health
- 4 Greek debt crisis: Yanis Varoufakis's funniest (and most memorable) quotes
- 5 The biggest first date turnoff has been revealed
Greece debt crisis explained: A history of just how the country landed itself in such a mess
Swedish minister gives strongest case yet on why EU should stop turning away asylum seekers
Man dies instantly after shooting firework from top of his head
Isis schoolgirl Amira Abase who fled London to join terrorists in Syria mocks victims of Tunisia massacre
Father faces deportation to Thailand after 27 years in Britain for two 'stupid crimes'
More Britons believe that multiculturalism makes the country worse - not better, says poll
Osborne to cap family benefits at £23,000 – announced ahead of his post-election Budget
Nathan Collier: Montana man inspired by same-sex marriage ruling requests right to wed two wives
Greece crisis: IMF was pushed around by Angela Merkel and Nicholas Sarkozy – and now it is being humiliated
Forget little green men – aliens will look like humans, says Cambridge University evolution expert
Girl, 7, stares down hate preacher at Ohio festival with pro-LGBT rainbow flag gesture
£25000 - £50000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: This innovative online car purc...
£12500 - £15000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: A subscriptions and marketing a...
£35,000 - £40,000 based on experience : Metail Ltd: As a Business Development ...
£15000 - £20000 per annum: Recruitment Genius: This company is a well establis...