Toddlers: can't live with them... well, not in a pimped pad. True? I know a couple with three littl'uns and a cool all-white domain. Their secret is Brilliant White Eggshell paint – touch-up friendly and wipeable. But what do other parents do?
"I love nubie.co.uk's felt tubs," says Poppy Norton of swish shopping guide babystylefile.com. Expensive (£73), but chic. Cheaper options: tuck toys into a trio of Habitat's £7 hanging laundry bags or try Ikea's Näsum baskets (£15.31).
Make do and mend
"Use what's there: an old dresser or a Victorian cold cupboard make good toy storage," suggests Lucy Inskip of house doctor.co.uk. "But don't keep all play-things in one space: it's overwhelming."
Colour me bad
"Don't fear going 'too dark'," says Norton. "My son's room is Farrow & Ball Charleston Gray – a great backdrop for bright art and a bold feature wallpaper."
Murals can be cool (just don't invest too much – they'll hate it next year). A friend painted her son a Super Mario; go ready-made at funkylittledarlings.co.uk.
"Open-plan is great for families," says architect Krystyna Brooks of designyour house.co.uk. "Add an island unit to cook while watching the children play."
Ditch the deep-pile
At least downstairs. Mop-able vinyl now comes in fashionable brights. Try colourflooring.co.uk.
Nippazwithattitude.com's A-Z print, £34.99, includes Stevie Wonder and Malcolm X. It also does Ibiza and hip-hop lullaby CDs. Who said having kids meant having to grow up?
Find Kate's blog on affordable interiors at yourhomeislovely.blogspot.com