Football: That was the weekend that was - SEEN AND HEARD

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Who's kidding now?: "I think the title is beyond us now. We are not good enough to compete with the best teams at the moment" - Gianluca Vialli, having pledged to stay out of the Premiership's kidology wars, tries to lure Manchester United and Arsenal into a false sense of security.

His master's voice: "Ron is very excited about the win but he cannot talk to you about it because his voice has gone" - Forest No 2 Peter Shreeves explains Ron Atkinson's absence from the Selhurst Park press conference (although oddly his vocal chords recovered for the TV microphones).

In-depth analysis: "There's no two ways about it - we were absolute crap" - Danny Wilson outlines the finer points of Sheffield Wednesday's performance against Leeds.