Ashley Young. If evidence were sought that it's not only foreigners who know their way around the dark arts of simulation, look no further than Ashley Young. A couple of seasons ago, he won a penalty against QPR and got a man sent off. Then, just a week later, he won another penalty when it appeared it was he, rather than Aston Villa's Ciaran Clark that had forced contact between the pair. And he's been at it again this season, going down in the box and then tumbling outside the box only to win his side a penalty against Crystal Palace in the Premier League. He also won his side a penalty in the Champions League after a theatrical fall after minimal contact in the game against Real Sociedad.