Zara Phillips: "Now Mike, these are jockeys. This isn't a 'dwarf throwing' contest"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Zara Phillips and her husband Mike Tindall do a interview with John Inverdale in the parade ring during Ladies Day at Cheltenham Racecourse on the second day of the Cheltenham Festival 2013 on March 13, 2013 in Cheltenham, England. (Matt Cardy/Getty Images)