"Look pal, he may be bigger than me, but my paper beats his stone."
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(Just for your information, here's the real caption: Evander Holyfield (C) celebrates with Crown Boxing's Steve Nanartowicz (L) and Frank Luca (R) after defeating Francois Botha. Photo by Ethan Miller/Getty Images