You Write the Caption - 18/11/11

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Martin Johnson: "I'd like Mike Tindall to toss this dwarf sat next to me."

Congratulations to boldminer for the winning caption, above.

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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Martin Johnson, (right) the England manager, announces his resignation as he faces the media watched by RFU director of Elite Rugby Rob Andrew on November 16, 2011 in Twickenham, England. (Photo by David Rogers/Getty Images)

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