David Luiz: "Two uprights and a bar covered in string... now do you remember?"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Chelsea's Fernando Torres, left, speaks to David Luiz before their Champions League group E soccer match against Genk at the Stamford Bridge stadium, London, Wednesday, October 19, 2011. (AP Photo/Tom Hevezi)