Mario Balotelli: "I've seen better fireworks in my bathroom."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: AC Milan striker Mario Balotelli and guest Fanny Neguesha swatch the Champions League match between AC Milan and FC Barcelona on February 20, 2013 at San Siro Stadium in Milan. (ALBERTO LINGRIA/AFP/Getty Images)