Stella McCartney: "Well he was so tall I didn't have enough material left to complete the other outfit."
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: British athletes, triple jumper Phillips Idowu (left) and heptathlete Jessica Ennis (right) pose with fashion designer Stella McCartney during the unveiling of the new British Olympic TeamGB kit designed by McCartney on March 22, 2012. (CARL COURT/AFP/Getty Images)