"Hey Luis, with your age and wage requirements, you should try Man City."
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(Just for your information, here's the real caption: Luis Figo (R) of Portugal talks with Zinedine Zidane of France before the seventh "Match against Poverty" at Luz stadium in Lisbon January 25, 2010. With tickets at 10 euros each, the match will raise funds for victims of a manitude-7 quake on January 12 in Haiti which killed more than 200,000 people, leaving up to three million hurt or homeless in nightmarish conditions in the Western Hemisphere's poorest country. (REUTERS/Hugo Correia))