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Well, it's been a quiet news week so far, but here's a big story: Shock Apprentice Format Change! In previous series, the penultimate episode of Lord Sugar's talent search has seen the surviving candidates subjected to a kind of mini-cab rendition. They're plucked at dawn from their luxury rental and taken to some anonymous corporate shed in the outer suburbs, where Sugar's trained interrogators are unleashed on them. It's Abu Ghraib in pinstripes – humiliation, psychological torture and helpless curriculum vitae thumbscrewed until the blood runs. It's the episode that you usually think is going to be a bit dull, until the first bead of sweat appears and you realise that it's actually a relief to get a break from the standard format. But not this year. Although the candidates were talking about interview suits as they scrambled for their morning pick-up, the producers had pulled a switch on them. They were going to have to come up with a concept for a new fast-food franchise, serving up crap to others rather than being forced to eat it themselves.

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Video: Zoe fired from The Apprentice

Zoe Beresford is the latest candidate to be fired by Lord Sugar in The Apprentice.

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Editors involved in phone-hacking should be fired, says Lord Sugar

Editors and newspaper proprietors should face prison if their titles are found to have carried out phone hacking, the Labour peer and television personality Lord Sugar said yesterday.

Sheesh, Ye Olde King&rsquo;s Head, High Road, Chigwell, Essex

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Last Night's TV - Wonderland, BBC2; The Apprentice, BBC1

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Last Night's TV: 24 Hours in A&amp;E/Channel 4<br />The Apprentice/BBC1

With "structured reality" shows like The Only Way is Essex making all the noise now (and taking some of the Baftas) it's perhaps worth remembering that all documentaries structure reality – it's just that the traditional kind does it after the event rather than before. Take 24 Hours in A&E, for example, Channel 4's observational series about King's College Hospital emergency room, which on the face of it cedes pretty much all of its construction to contingent life. The structure, notionally at least, is simply one damn thing after another, and the principal characters are whoever gets wheeled through the swing doors on a stretcher or – as in last night's rather dramatic episode – staggers through the door, having been shot in the face.

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The Lonely Planet guide tells it like it is in the age of the pugnacious celebrity &ndash; and now Newt Gingrich wants to rule the world

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Katie Price is to give Lord Sugar a run for his money by finding her own apprentice for a new TV series.

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