News The presenter, who is thought to be a friend of the Prime Minister, told his followers on the micro-blogging site that he was thinking of standing as an independent at the next general election.

The famously acerbic TV personality then shared the image on his Twitter account alongside the caption: "Sadly, I fell asleep on the plane."

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George Michael: Older (Virgin, CD/LP/tape). George Michael is in a no-lose situation. He fell out with his last record company, Sony, because they demanded that he produce more commercial material. So if you were to say that Older suffers from a lack of strident tunes, pop- vitality and lyrics that make any sense at all, he could reply with a smile of vindication: "Exactly!" But that's not to say that he's been adventurous enough to alienate his fans; the album sounds as if he wrote, arranged, produced and sung it on tiptoes. "The Strangest Thing" is too close for comfort to Lionel Richie's "Hello". "Spinning the Wheel" is like Portishead playing a Take That ballad, but not as interesting. And for this we've waited five-and-a-half years? As Paul McCartney once said, "Plastic soul". As John Lennon once said, "Musak to my ears". Nicholas Barber
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