'Look at me - do I look like I’m earning millions of dollars a year?'
'Petrol only blows up in films'
The previous record-holder was The Man in the High Castle
But the rest of the world will have to wait a month
Jeremy Clarkson, take note
Lawyers have warned that any similarity between the Amazon Prime show and Top Gear could result in legal action
The trailer has dropped ahead of the show's 18 November premiere on Amazon Prime
Rumours of the motoring programme being shown on ITV have also been dismissed
The presenter thought it a nice touch to send an inspiring tweet from a superyacht in the Med
'They burst out laughing when they saw who was rescuing them'
It looks and feels exactly the same as old Top Gear
The first episode was filmed in South Africa
We would like to suggest another candidate for the role – the actor and comedian Steve Coogan
'Our version is much, much better and will ultimately be more successful'
'Johannesburg is a fantastic place to start'
Do they really think there is anything novel about taking the mickey out of Reliant three-wheelers?