Voices Sex thimble: Moore, left, with Peter Cook

Like lots of academic research, the new Oxford University study into us short-arses (I qualify, I believe) says nothing terribly new. Supposed "Short Man Syndrome" has been around for as long as us short blokes have taken our tiny strides across God's earth.

Fantastic four: (left to right) Alex Gregory, Pete Reed, Tom James and Andrew Triggs-Hodge celebrate after their victory yesterday

London 2012 Olympic Games rowing champion Pete Reed proposes to girlfriend during closing ceremony

Olympic rowing champion Pete Reed got engaged at the London 2012 closing ceremony.

Mark Dawe, the chief executive of the OCR exam board

Exam boards take on Gove over plan to kill off GCSEs

Two of the country's largest exam boards have outlined their plans for a radical shake-up of the system as thousands of teenagers await their A-level and GCSE results.

My Olympics: Hamadou Djibo Issaka

'It is very strange to be famous'
The story of Joe Cooke is more Dickens than Waugh

Young, Bright and on the Right, BBC2, Thursday
The Girl Who Became Three Boys, Channel 4, Tuesday

A Tory boy elicits sympathy and a girl's gender fraud makes Shakespeare more plausible

Young Tory: Joe Cooke, ex-president of the Oxford University Conservative Club

Harriet Walker on TV: Wonderland: Young, Bright and on the Right

Inside the tiresome world of student politics, delusions of grandeur run riot

Last Night's Viewing: Wonderland: Young, Bright and on the Right, BBC2

My first thought, I confess, was, "Look out, Jacob Rees-Mogg." At present, the Member for North East Somerset is pretty much unchallenged as our leading Cartoon Conservative. But everything about Joe Cooke seemed to suggest that he couldn't take his pre-eminence for granted.

Relatives of soldiers killed in Afghanistan receive public apology over body parts stored without permission

Relatives of soldiers killed in Afghanistan received a public apology today over the revelation that body parts had been stored away without permission.

Manet portrait saved for the nation after £8m campaign

A portrait by French painter Edouard Manet has been saved for the nation after an eight-month campaign raised almost £8 million to buy it.

Mile legend Sir Roger Bannister attends Olympic 1,500 final

It has welcomed many distinguished guests, but few so highly respected. Sir Roger Bannister, the first man to ever run a four-minute mile was in the Olympic Stadium to see last night’s men’s 1,500 metres final.

Lawrence Okoye: The man who turned his back on rugby (and Oxford) for the discus

For most 20-year-olds, being accepted into Oxford University would be something of a life highlight – and an offer to be accepted without so much as a second thought.

Lawrence Okoye made his Olympic debut today

London 2012: Team GB discus thrower Lawrence Okoye puts Oxford on hold for Olympics

Team GB's discus thrower Lawrence Okoye put his academic career on hold so that he could pursue his Olympic dreams. 

Handyman killed after oil drum explodes during barbecue

A handyman was killed when an empty oil drum exploded as he attempted to make a home made barbecue.

Observations: Erotica's time has finally come again

Thanks to the swelling popularity of EL James' Fifty Shades of Grey, the sight of commuters reading erotica on public transport is commonplace. In the early Seventies, however, it was a rare thrill. So recalls author Brian Aldiss, now 86, whose first sex-themed novel, The Hand-Reared Boy, was published in 1970.

Waiter who streaked alongside Olympic Torch relay denies indecency claiming his naked body inspired 'hilarity not distress'

A waiter who streaked alongside the Olympic Torch was merely inspiring “hilarity not distress” when he joined the relay wearing nothing but trainers, his lawyer insisted today.

Archie Bland: Striking back the best and only way they know how

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