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Tommy Robinson feels he can no longer keep extremists in the party at bay

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He has not denounced the principles that the EDL still stands for

Professor Hamilton argued the £9,000-a-year cap had failed to introduce a market in higher education

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Oxford University dons to strike?

Three unions representing academic staff are balloting on industrial action over pay

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Spike in suicide rate in Europe and US linked to financial crisis

UK registered 300 deaths above the expected rate in 2009, after start of crisis

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