'Chin up, La La Land... you won the popular vote,' says controversial columnist
Ukip leader signals he could make another comeback if Brexit 'falls to bits'
'I have no wish to serve as an unnecessary distraction from...winners whose hard work and skill should be celebrated without any of the silly noise this campaign has generated,' he says
Morgan engaged in a high-profile Twitter feud with the Harry Potter author last weekend
She enjoyed seeing the broadcaster get sworn at on live TV
'You just like that you won The Apprentice and have a friend, mate'
This is a cherry-picked scandal for a particular audience: the Graham Norton titbit is little more than a dart at BBC expenditure and the Beckham 'uses the C-word' shock is aimed to horrify strict upholders of 'family values' who might potentially complain to sponsors
Morgan labels lack of protests of other regimes 'hypocrisy' despite Jones having protested the Saudi regime specifically
Morgan criticised the 'sexualisation of young girls' and said Xia's performance was 'unsettling'
It struck me recently that I could feasibly pay my mortgage off by 2018 via pro-Trump punditry alone, if only I could summon enough blackness in my soul to cheerlead his planned closure of Mississippi’s one remaining abortion clinic
The controversial columnist stood by his 'scepticism' about Lady Gaga and Madonna's claims they were raped
The singer danced to 'Bitch I'm Madonna' and 'Vogue'
David Davies calls journalist 'unprofessional overpaid gobby celeb pretending to be a serious interviewer'
Adviser to Trump on The Apprentice says scandal looks 'very bad' for Republican campaign
The New Statesman’s front page shows May skewering the three Brexiteers with her stiletto heel and The Spectator has mocked her up as an iron lady. While everyone is having a great time getting over the fact she’s a woman, our new PM is putting in some retrograde policies we should be challenging
The controversial columnist apparently failed to see the irony in probing her about baking immediately after she was asked whether the endless obsession with her shoes was sexist