The creature crawled into his ear as he slept
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Saturday 26 February 2011
There are numerous offers running at Marks & Spencer this week, including 30 per cent off selected furniture and televisions, 20 per cent off homeware, digital cameras and home cinema, 25 per cent off all men's suits over £150, £5 off all kidswear over £30 and 25 per cent off champagne and cases of wine. A more specific list of savings can be found at www.marksandspencer.com/.
Sunday 28 November 2010
The Feast are an augmented duo, configured around the robust presences of Pauls Sartin and Hutchinson, one of Bellowhead, the other of Hoover the Dog – respectively voice/violin, oboe and accordion.
Friday 19 November 2010
Sunday 14 November 2010
Friday 05 November 2010
* Australians are notoriously friendly chaps but there are limits. Matthew McLaughlin, a magistrate in Queensland, was hearing evidence in court from Thomas John Collins, and objected to Collins calling him "mate". Sorry, he said, you can't call me that. You must call me "Sir" or "Your Honour". There was a pause. "Okay mate," said Collins. McLaughlin, incensed by this lese majeste, sent him to the cells – and is now being criticised for getting too big for his boots. "Some of these magistrates see themselves as Lord of the Fiefdom", said councillor Paul Tully. "I say to every magistrate, 'Get off your high horse, mate, and show some tolerance.'" Call me a dreamer but I can't see this approach working at the Old Bailey.
Saturday 23 October 2010
One of the biggest winners from Wayne Rooney's new contract is Paul Stretford, the vacuum cleaner salesman turned agent who could make an estimated £3m solely for his role in getting Rooney – who, until a few months ago, saw himself as a lifelong Red – to agree an extended deal.
Power struggle: The National Grid was created to provide energy for all - but that's when the problems really began
Friday 22 October 2010
Wednesday 06 October 2010
Tuesday 05 October 2010
A bazooka which fires buoyancy aids out to sea was honoured for its ingenuity today.
Tuesday 03 August 2010
Sunday 30 May 2010
One of the progenitors of "krautrock" and as charmingly elusive a bunch as the field has produced.
Thursday 27 May 2010
Saturday 22 May 2010
Thursday 13 May 2010
Almost 40 per cent of employers are planning to raise graduate recruitment this year, according to research by the Association of Graduate Recruiters. A snapshot survey of almost 100 companies taken in April, found that almost 60 per cent say they are still open for applications and 55 per cent are more confident about the economy compared to three months ago.
Friday 30 April 2010
Various items owned or desired by middle-aged Britons in a survey include laptops, iPods and games consoles.
Nigel Farage brands LGBT activists 'filth' and 'scum' and accuses them of scaring away his children after they invade his local pub
Ukip supporters are 55 or older, white and socially conservative, finds British Social Attitudes Report
JK Rowling responds to fan tweeting she 'can't see' Dumbledore being gay
Russia threatens Denmark with nuclear weapons if it tries to join Nato defence shield
Jeremy Clarkson sacked live: Alan Yentob 'wouldn't rule out' ex Top Gear host's BBC return
Germanwings plane crash: Co-pilot Andreas Lubitz wanted to 'do something people would remember him for'
- 1 Astrological signs are almost all wrong, as movement of moon and sun throws out zodiac
- 2 Dad eats daughter's weed brownies, thinks he's had a stroke
- 3 The West has it totally wrong on Lee Kuan Yew
- 4 #FreeTheNipple: Women in Iceland bare breasts in solidarity with trolled student
- 5 Scientists have discovered a simple way to cook rice that dramatically cuts the calories