Instead of a Burns Night celebration on 25 January, the ladies of Swan plan a Jean Armour supper on 6 February, named after the woman who carried his child and whom he eventually married in 1788 after first going off with another woman. They forgot to mention that Ms Armour, according to the Encyclopaedia Britannica, went back on her promise to marry Burns in 1786, which was why he left her.
Instead of being offal-filled, the haggis will be vegetarian. And instead of the usual toast to the lassies and a recitation of Burns' bawdy verse, the diners will celebrate Scottish women 'many of whom, like Jean Armour, are today only known through the prism of their partners' fame'. The kitchens will be staffed by males.Reuse content