Captain Moonlight's Notebook: Say what you like about . . . Esther Rantzen but:
Saturday 10 July 1993 23:02 BST
Commentsbetter still, get your dog to say it
she can be represented by no parsnip/potato/cauliflower or other known vegetable
she gave British television the male bimbo
some double-glazing salesman is bound to agree with you
she didn't have her teeth fixed
you always got the joke (alas)
seriously though . . . she really does care . . . aahh . . .
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