When The Onion named the North Korean dictator the sexiest man alive, I thought "Finally. I'm not alone."
Like millions of other women, and men, I have a serious crush on Kim Jong-Un.
They pointed out everything I'd spent my nights fantasising about:
"his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame"
That's just the half of his appeal - power is sexy.
But like all the good ones, he's married. Some bitch snapped him up.
We probably don't even need to ask, but join our poll below to see if you think Kim Jong-Un is the sexist man alive.