The woman who laughed too loudly at the Jeremy Hardy show would have annoyed me too

People who laugh at full volume aren’t showing appreciation, they’re showing off

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How ridiculous it seemed. A live comedy show by Radio 4 star Jeremy Hardy had to be halted after a fracas (the BBC is getting used to that word) in the audience. At the show at the Brewhouse theatre in Burton-upon-Trent, two women were involved in a punch-up, after Woman A complained to Woman B that she was laughing too loudly. The police were called, and both parties had to be escorted from the premises.

Actually I don’t find it that ridiculous. Needless to say I wouldn’t go as far as landing a punch on a neighbour in the auditorium, though I’ve often been tempted, and for exactly the reason that annoyed Woman A so much. Having someone sitting near you, who is laughing too loudly, can indeed spoil the enjoyment of a comedy show, and even more so a play or film. Clapping too loudly, or too often, isn’t far behind in my list of sins in the stalls.

I can certainly recall several occasions when I have wanted to clobber a loud laugher. Samuel Beckett’s Waiting for Godot is a comedy, but it is also heart-rending, and one West End production was ruined for me by the bloke in the next seat showing that he was all too aware of the comedy aspect, and laughing knowingly and loudly most of the time. I emphasise the word ‘knowingly’.

For the loud laughers and the loud clappers are, I’m sure, not just showing their appreciation of the performance, they are showing off. I’m always suspicious of people guffawing at the porter’s scene in Macbeth. It was funny 400 years ago, it’s not that funny now, and everyone in the audience knows it backwards anyway. Nine times out of 10, the loud laugher is proclaiming that he or she has studied the play at school and college and recognises allusions to Jacobean life and culture that you don’t, mate.

There’s much more to a laugh than just being tickled. It is a statement of cultural superiority, and a loud laugh is an expression of irritatingly arrogant superiority. Audience members are implicitly speaking to each other in their reactions to a performance. Perhaps they are speaking to each other almost as much as they are showing the appreciation to the performers. Excessively loud clapping at the end of a performance is declaring that my appreciation of this work was just that bit more perceptive than yours. Excessively loud laughter is declaring an acute appreciation of humour that those around me are lacking. And it is irritating because its loudness takes you out of the performance, out of the moment, and makes your neighbour the centre of the attention rather than the person performing.

So, I’m with Woman A. You go ahead and tell Woman B to keep it down. It’s not just what’s happening on stage that can make or mar an evening out.



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