Halloween costumes: The goblin baby versus the human flamingo

(Josh Sundquist)

Halloween. In one week. GET YOUR PUMPKINS IN GEAR, people. Here are two fine costumes for inspiration:

Just as mindblowing is the human flamingo Josh Sundquist, a one-legged Paralympian turned costume-maker par excellence.

(Josh Sundquist)

If you're thinking of going gross, read Grace Dent's column from today on why we shouldn't ban offensive costumes...