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Liz Jones declares tattoos no longer slutty


The confessional Daily Mail columnist, Liz Jones has joined the wild side by getting a tattoo of a rearing horse on her upper arm. She details her conversion to "slut-like" ways in today's paper.

Jones's only previous experience of tattoos was semi-permanent make up on her eyebrows. "Instead of Brooke Shields-like arcs, the dyd has quickly worn off, and I now have purple brows that are far too circular, having been moved by my facelift."

She is delighted by the tattoo parlour clientele "These multi-coloured, over-decorated, multi-national misfits are the new nice people, accepting, non-judgemental. Just thoroughly nice.