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It started off as a calm, if ill-informed debate - "I'm Mitt Romney, so I win", announced Toddler A - but quickly descended into violence when Toddler B, refused to take on the mantle of President Obama and Toddler A pelted him with Duplo by way of retaliation. A female toddler looked on from the sidelines, bemused.
[Insert highly predictable, but still funny Fox News gag here.]
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