Letter: The Heseltine touch

Sir: The fact that the Conservatives have sadly missed the oratorical prowess of Michael Heseltine - 'said once to be the only man who knows how to find the clitoris of a Conservative conference' (On the Front, 7 October) - is borne out by the vast number of fake orgasms in Blackpool this week.

Yours sincerely,

MARK FISHLOCK

London, SE15

8 October