Fantasy band: Jeremy Kelshaw, Cloud Control

'This band is just going to want to terrorise and make very loud noises'

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Drums: Prince

Ok, I'm going to go for it. Prince is rhythm. I've never heard him play drums, but we all know he'd have it. He's a busy man, so the only way he'd be interested is if he was on the kit.

Guitar: Tom Morello

No one else can make a guitar sound not like a guitar, like Tom Morello can. He's a busy man too, but Prince is on drums. He ain't passing this up.

Bass: Jeremy Kelshaw

Yep, I went there. Look at the talent. I'm playing bass. I'll be the weakest link. I'm cool with that.

Vocals: Cedric Bixler-Zavala

I just realised that this band is going to want to terrorise and make very loud noises. Cedric, frontman of The Mars Volta and At the Drive-In, terrorises the mic like no one I've seen before. He'll be a perfect fit.

Vibe: PJ Harvey

Not what I was expecting either. She can play or do whatever she wants, I don't mind: she's PJ Harvey. But she's in so she can hang around – and if things ever got too normal, she'd turn it all on its head.

Cloud Control's album, 'Dream Cave', is out on 16 September on Infectious. They start a UK tour on 23 September