Fantasy band: Jeremy Kelshaw, Cloud Control
'This band is just going to want to terrorise and make very loud noises'
Ok, I'm going to go for it. Prince is rhythm. I've never heard him play drums, but we all know he'd have it. He's a busy man, so the only way he'd be interested is if he was on the kit.
Guitar: Tom Morello
No one else can make a guitar sound not like a guitar, like Tom Morello can. He's a busy man too, but Prince is on drums. He ain't passing this up.
Bass: Jeremy Kelshaw
Yep, I went there. Look at the talent. I'm playing bass. I'll be the weakest link. I'm cool with that.
Vocals: Cedric Bixler-Zavala
I just realised that this band is going to want to terrorise and make very loud noises. Cedric, frontman of The Mars Volta and At the Drive-In, terrorises the mic like no one I've seen before. He'll be a perfect fit.
Vibe: PJ Harvey
Not what I was expecting either. She can play or do whatever she wants, I don't mind: she's PJ Harvey. But she's in so she can hang around – and if things ever got too normal, she'd turn it all on its head.
Cloud Control's album, 'Dream Cave', is out on 16 September on Infectious. They start a UK tour on 23 September
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