Rosie Huntington-Whiteley: Style shrinks

Our experts analyse Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's funky humbug look
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The make-up

Rebecca Gonsalves: Rosie was first in line when God handed out cheekbones – this is why it pays to be punctual.

Mike Higgins: What, no yellow-and-black false eyelashes? If your outfit is 'funky humbug', then I think you're obliged to carry it through to its alarming conclusion.

The hair

Rebecca: Super sleek. It doesn't detract from the rest of the ensemble – though short of wearing roadkill on your head, nothing really could…

Mike: 'Sporty', you might say – and suggestions, please, as to what sport this kit might suit.

The jumpsuit

Rebecca: If a 5ft 9in supermodel can't pull off a jaundice-yellow striped halterneck catsuit, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Mike: Only 22 people in the universe have the paperwork to wear this; outside strict 1970s fancy-dress parameters, on no account attempt to emulate at home.

The shoes

Rebecca: What shoes? These trousers are so long she could be standing on blocks of wood for all we know.

Mike: Nothing to add here. So I'll refloat my observation that R H-W and partner Jason Statham look oddly alike – you see it now, don't you? Don't you?

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