Rebecca Gonsalves: An angora polo neck in late summer shows real commitment to the fashion cause (and hopefully an efficient deodorant).
Hugh Montgomery: What Joan Collins and Linda Evans used to wear when they had sniffles on the 'Dynasty' set.
Rebecca: Making up for her self-imposed hiatus from public life, those retro aviators will come in handy to shield the paps' flashbulbs.
Hugh: The shades are good, but the hair's better. We're picking up early Linda Evangelista vibes.
Rebecca: By the power of GoldBelt, she is… Lady Gaga!
Hugh: She makes cinching look a cinch. See what we did there?
Rebecca: These boots were made for stomping – right back to the top of the charts if the Little Monsters have their way.
Hugh: Obviously we don't want to stoke the fires of pop tribalism, but: you may have got the number one last month, but you will never look this fierce, Katy Perry!