Heart Searching: What do these fat, neurotic women want?
Saturday 15 May 1993
When I reply to adverts, I am still not sure which approach is best. Do you write a boring CV, or a short, punchy account working on the 30-second attention span concept? What do women want?
Recently I have met some girls through local papers. One meeting ended with a straightforward request for a kiss and cuddle, which shocked me as I was dragged into the passenger seat, kicking and screaming]
I am still writing, both adverts and replies, but I hope you can come up with some statistics on how to capture the interest of that special girl]
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