Pandora: Dale misses out on Oxford Union gig

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Calamity over at the Oxford Union, after a second high-profile guest is forced to pull the plug at the last minute.

Iain Dale, Conservative blogger and wannabe MP, had been due to address the raffish debating society on Wednesday evening, but cancelled mysteriously at the 11th hour.

He notified his readers of the change, with an ill-tempered message blaming "organisers' incompetence".

Happily, we can report that he was feeling rather less irate yesterday.

"It was cock-up rather than conspiracy," he tells us. "I agreed to do it a while ago and then never heard back from them so I dropped them an email asking them to let me know the time it began.

"I didn't hear from them until it was too late so I had to pull out. It was a little disorganised; they appeared to have several different people doing things, none of whom knew what the other was doing."

It's not the only last-ditch change of plans the OU has had in recent months; earlier this year, Anna Kournikova was forced to cancel her appearance after the university refused to fulfil her specifications, which included two assistants' travel and five-star accommodation.

No such demands from Dale, of course. "Yes well..." responds an OU spokesman. "We've asked him back another time but as yet he hasn't replied."

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Still, all is not lost. It appears that the craggy musician may soon be returning to a less alarming form of employment. Yesterday news broke that Rod Stewart, Wood's one-time Faces band mate, was eager to reform the 1970s group. Wood & Co attempted a reunion a little while ago at the Royal Albert Hall, but were left one member short when Stewart decided he couldn't make it. If it keeps Ronnie out of our wardrobe, it can only be a good thing.

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