Pandora: Littlejohn misses out on toasting his award
Wednesday 14 October 2009
Richard Littlejohn, bile-secreting gallbladder of the Daily Mail, is used to life as a conspicuous figure. Not usually conspicuous, however, by his absence.
So when the great and good of the self-styled "commentariat" gathered yesterday morning for the inaugural Comment Awards, hosted by super-PR Julia Hobsbawm's Editorial Intelligence agency, one particular chair was notably empty at the champagne breakfast.
Littlejohn had been nominated for the "Poison Pen" award, which aims to honour "a commentator whose style of writing is witty but has the desired effect of ruffling feathers, and who has managed to deliver an unexpected twist on a regular basis". So where was he? "Well we rang his office," says a source, "and they just said, 'Er, Poison Pen, no I don't think so.'"
Perhaps that's why, when the man himself won the award, beating the Times' David Aaronovitch and Johann Hari of this publication, there was no pre-recorded message or live video link-up. Was he embarrassed to be the only winner not there to collect his award? Was he at least pleased to have won? "Won what?" he tells us when we call. We explain. "Poison Pen? What's that? I didn't know anything about it. Champagne breakfast? No one's told me." Just can't get the staff these days...
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