At the risk of straying into territory staked out by my more lurid male counterparts, I once saw a strip bar in Nashville with a neon sign outside advertising '99 Beautiful Girls! And One Ugly One'. They can get away with that kind of playful hucksterism down in the American South. Here, outraged punters would be demanding refunds and invoking the Trade Descriptions Act.
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Saturday 11 May 2013
It takes more than low-cut gowns and Darcy's skinny breeches to trigger a sexual free-for-all
Thursday 09 May 2013
Thursday 02 May 2013
Ingredients to serve 4
Tuesday 30 April 2013
New York funk revivalist Sinkane graces this year's Latitude with his presence, and us with a few of his choicest answers.
Sunday 28 April 2013
I cooked from a young age My mum was single parent, so she'd use us in the kitchen like little slaves, peeling the vegetables and doing the washing up. She had a lot of dinner parties for which she needed a lot of help with complicated food. I got a thrill from cooking things such as whole salmon.
Wines of the Week: Brouilly Les Eronnes, Romain Jambon 2010; Weingut Summerer Gruner Veltliner 2011; Tagus Creek Shiraz Tricandeira 2011
Sunday 21 April 2013
Terry Kirby selects the best bottles to buy
Thursday 18 April 2013
Ingredients to serve 6
Thursday 11 April 2013
Chickens and eggs sold at Tesco may come from birds fed on genetically modified (GM) soya, the supermarket conceded, as it withdrew its “no-GM” guarantee.
Thursday 04 April 2013
Saturday 30 March 2013
Thursday 28 March 2013
A sub-fossilised egg belonging to an extinct Elephant Bird has been put up for auction today.
At least it's not human: BBC horsemeat investigation uncovers 'unidentifiable' meat in lamb takeaway
Wednesday 27 March 2013
If you thought the British high street had cleaned up its act when it came to falsely advertised meat, think again.
Thursday 21 March 2013
Craig Zobel's drama, allegedly "inspired by true events", is a banal nightmare about coercion and gullibility.
Wednesday 20 March 2013
Peak District two-piece Drenge play filthy blues rock with the force of a band with twice the number of arms. They're also playing Latitude this year.
Thursday 14 March 2013
A London primary school has been feeding Muslim children sausages containing pork DNA.
Disgruntled RBS worker writes hilarious open letter to Russell Brand after anti-capitalist publicity stunt leaves him hungry
Nigel Farage's approval rating hits 'record low' as popularity suffers in wake of Ukip sex scandal
Nigel Farage defends Kerry Smith 'ch***y' comment: 'If you are going for a Chinese, what do you say you’re going for?'
Pakistan school attack live: Taliban kill at least 132 children in 'horrifying' massacre
Sony hack: Angelina Jolie branded 'seriously out of her mind' in further embarrassing leaked email saga
Panic Saturday: 13 million Britons spend £1.2bn – while 13 million others across the country live in poverty unable to afford food
- 2 Harry Potter fans can apply to the Hogwarts-inspired College of Wizardry
- 3 Jessica Chambers: 19-year-old woman 'doused with lighter fluid and burned alive' in the US
- 4 Russell Brand calls Nigel Farage 'poundshop Enoch Powell' in BBC Question Time debate
- 5 Orange Wednesdays are no more