At the risk of straying into territory staked out by my more lurid male counterparts, I once saw a strip bar in Nashville with a neon sign outside advertising '99 Beautiful Girls! And One Ugly One'. They can get away with that kind of playful hucksterism down in the American South. Here, outraged punters would be demanding refunds and invoking the Trade Descriptions Act.
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Saturday 11 May 2013
It takes more than low-cut gowns and Darcy's skinny breeches to trigger a sexual free-for-all
Thursday 09 May 2013
Thursday 02 May 2013
Ingredients to serve 4
Tuesday 30 April 2013
New York funk revivalist Sinkane graces this year's Latitude with his presence, and us with a few of his choicest answers.
Sunday 28 April 2013
I cooked from a young age My mum was single parent, so she'd use us in the kitchen like little slaves, peeling the vegetables and doing the washing up. She had a lot of dinner parties for which she needed a lot of help with complicated food. I got a thrill from cooking things such as whole salmon.
Wines of the Week: Brouilly Les Eronnes, Romain Jambon 2010; Weingut Summerer Gruner Veltliner 2011; Tagus Creek Shiraz Tricandeira 2011
Sunday 21 April 2013
Terry Kirby selects the best bottles to buy
Thursday 18 April 2013
Ingredients to serve 6
Thursday 11 April 2013
Chickens and eggs sold at Tesco may come from birds fed on genetically modified (GM) soya, the supermarket conceded, as it withdrew its “no-GM” guarantee.
Thursday 04 April 2013
Saturday 30 March 2013
Thursday 28 March 2013
A sub-fossilised egg belonging to an extinct Elephant Bird has been put up for auction today.
At least it's not human: BBC horsemeat investigation uncovers 'unidentifiable' meat in lamb takeaway
Wednesday 27 March 2013
If you thought the British high street had cleaned up its act when it came to falsely advertised meat, think again.
Thursday 21 March 2013
Craig Zobel's drama, allegedly "inspired by true events", is a banal nightmare about coercion and gullibility.
Wednesday 20 March 2013
Peak District two-piece Drenge play filthy blues rock with the force of a band with twice the number of arms. They're also playing Latitude this year.
Thursday 14 March 2013
A London primary school has been feeding Muslim children sausages containing pork DNA.
Newcastle winger reveals he has testicular cancer - and is losing his trademark long hair as a result
Actors star in Woody Allen's 'Magic in the Moonlight'
Human faces unique 'because we don't recognise each other by smell'
Daniele Watts: Django Unchained actress detained by Los Angeles police after being mistaken for a prostitute
The political class is doing what Hitler couldn’t – destroying Britain
Scottish independence referendum: A nation divided against itself
Scottish independence: Nationalist leader Jim Sillars threatens pro-union companies with 'day of reckoning' after independence
Scottish independence: Yes campaign feels the heat as Alex Salmond's NHS claims come under furious attack
Portuguese academic says British are 'filthy, violent and drunk'
- 1 Scottish independence: Ireland since 1919 is a lesson for Scotland in what a Yes vote means
- 2 A bottle of wine a day is not bad for you and abstaining is worse than drinking, scientist claims
- 3 Say yes to 'no-poo': It's been three years since I stopped washing my hair
- 4 Grandmas keep accidentally tagging themselves as Grandmaster Flash on Facebook