Daniel Kitson

Comedy review: Daniel Kitson: After The Beginning, Before The End Theatre Royal Brighton Festival

Daniel Kitson’s new show is a reflection on reality, memory and our sense of self. Hardly wall-to-wall giggles, you might think, but this publicity-shy, TV-shunning, Perrier Award-winning comic’s talent lies in burrowing into the human psyche and dispensing profound nuggets through tales in which, more often than not, he is the hapless protagonist. After The Beginning, Before The End is like a TED talk with added LOLs.

Postcard from... Berlin

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Wheat-free chocolate and Guinness cake

Wheat-free chocolate and Guinness cake

Makes 1 medium cake

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The humble Kinder Egg - the chocolate egg with a small surprise inside - can now be sold in the US

US ban of Kinder eggs cracked at last

Children of America, rejoice! After a decades-long wait, a US company has finally come up with a way to sell Kinder Surprise-style toy-filled chocolate eggs in the country, sidestepping a 1938 ban on inedible toys being placed inside sweets with a new design.

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The Emperor's New Clothes (10/03/13)

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