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Many of us will have booked our holidays by now and bought the sun-cream too. But what to read under the palm tree or on the beach or the staycation sofa?

Idiots of Ants (4/5)/Late Night Gimp Fight (2/5)/Sheeps (4/5), Pleasance Courtyard, Edinburgh

If anyone has come up with a better beginning and ending to a sketch show on the Fringe this year than Idiots of Ants, I haven't seen it. Model Citizens opens with a tricksy Truman Show-inspired skit and ends with... well, that would be telling. Suffice to say it's a high-energy, feelgood finale to a high-energy, feelgood show.

The Business On... June Kenton, Proprietor, Rigby & Peller

What? The Queen's corsetière has been sold to the Belgians?

The Ballet Ruse, Dance Base, Edinburgh

Muirne Bloomer and Emma O'Kane dreamed of being ballerinas – and did more than dream: both trained and danced with professional ballet companies. With speech, dance and gleefully rewritten ballet mime, they look back on their time in this punishing world. The movie Black Swan had melodrama and moping; Bloomer and O'Kane have solidarity, survival and a rueful good time.

Lady Gaga taking surfing lessons

Lady Gaga is having surfing lessons.

Lady Gaga promises to show everything in book

Lady Gaga's forthcoming pictorial book will include images of her in the shower.

Lady Gaga couldn't talk for 48 hours after Winehouse's death

Lady Gaga was so devastated by Amy Winehouse's death she couldn't talk for two days.

Lady Gaga offered 200k for Perez Hilton chat show

Lady Gaga is being offered £200,000 to get into bed with Perez Hilton. The 'Edge of Glory' singer - known for her kooky exploits, which have seen her hatch out of an egg live on stage - is wanted by ITV bosses to appear on a new show fronted by the US gossip blogger, entitled 'Sleeping with Perez'.

Lady Gaga warns public not to 'kill the superstar'

Lady Gaga says Amy Winehouse's death is a lesson not to "kill the superstar".

Lady Gaga denounces cocaine

Lady Gaga says cocaine is "the devil".

Lady Gaga doesn't want wealth

Lady Gaga would give away "every dollar" she has if she could.

Coldplay and Lady Gaga set for iHeartRadio Music Festival

Lady Gaga, Coldplay and The Black Eyed Peas have signed up to appear at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Video: Why Lady Gaga loves a fire escape

Queen of pop tells Singapore why fire safety is so important to her. No kidding.

Video: Gaga fights back over theft claims

Lady Gaga fights back over theft claims.

Video: Gaga sued for charity 'scam'

Lady Gaga is been sued for £3 million after being accused of pocketing funds from sales of her 'We Pray For Japan' wristbands.

Bigger, bolder, brighter: The age of fake beauty

When did neon nails, orange suntans and pink dye-jobs became the norm?

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Dame Jenny Abramsky: 'We have to rethink. If not, museums and parks will close'

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