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Controversial plans to change the way NHS spends its £100bn budget being considered

Senior health service managers are considering controversial plans to change the way the NHS spends its £100bn annual budget across different parts of England.

Many areas offering the lowest life expectancy were in Liverpool

People in wealthy regions live 20 years longer than those in deprived areas

The life expectancy for people living in England's most deprived areas is up to 20 years lower than those in affluent Southern parishes.

Album: Paul Buchanan, Mid Air (Newsroom)

There are few surprises for Blue Nile fans on this first solo album from singer Paul Buchanan, save perhaps for the general mood of stability: even the emotional turbulence sketched in “Wedding Day” is recollected in tranquillity.

Kevin Rowland makes an impressive comeback with Dexys

Dexys, Shepherd's Bush Empire, London
Grimes, Xoyo, London

After three decades in the wilderness, Kevin Rowland and Dexys have returned with the soul album of the century, and a live show to match

Waist-height ratio is 'best test of obesity'

There is more than one way to know whether you’re dangerously fat or not, but put down your calculator as new research suggests that the humble measuring tape is all you need.

Chalk Talk: On the doorstep with Boris - Michael Gove reveals all

Victorious London mayoralty candidate Boris Johnson was very much on the mind of Michael Gove when he addressed the annual conference of the National Association of Head Teachers last weekend.

Warning over 'tsunami of pain' as osteoarthritis cases soar

Britain is facing a "tsunami" of pain as the number of osteoarthritis cases soars in the future, a leading expert has warned.

Jogging 'increases life expectancy'

Jogging for as little as an hour a week can put years on your life, new research has shown.

Pedestrian zone will transform a 'flawed icon'

A new public realm to rival Trafalgar Square and Covent Garden will be created in an overhaul of London's iconic Centre Point tower under £350m plans by the developer Almacantar.

Piazza and apartments to bring new life to brutalist Centrepoint in £350m makeover

A new public realm to rival Trafalgar Square and Covent Garden will be created in an overhaul of Centre Point tower in London by the developer Almacantar.

Britain could face £800bn pensions bombshell by 2050, says IMF

Britain could face a £800 billion pensions shock by 2050 as a result of its ageing population, the International Monetary Fund (IMF) has warned.

A nurse at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham helps to move a patient. Many people complain of poor treatment at hospitals

There are more nurses, better paid than ever – so why are standards going down?

Let's get one thing straight. There never was a golden age of nursing. Florence Nightingale wasn't Jesus, and nor were the people she recruited and trained. There was a report to a select committee, triggered by a scandal in poor nursing, in 1892. There was another one in 1932. There was one in 1939. And one in the Second World War. There have been scandals in nursing for as long as nursing has been around.

A nurse at The Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham

Christina Patterson: More nurses, better paid than ever – so why are standards going down?

Respect for the nursing profession has been transformed – but not everyone believes patients are feeling the benefit

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Ireland's austerity D-Day: How much pain can it take?

After years of savage cuts, the Irish now face a stark choice: do they hand over control of their economy to Europe – or go it alone without the safety net of future bailouts?
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Is doctors' fixation on treatment making us ill?

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Olympians: They're fit and don't we just know it

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Return of the unacceptable face of capitalism?

Sir Richard Needham's resignation from the board of Lonrho brings back bad memories of the group's controversial past
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Off the rails in Bermuda

Best known for beaches, it's also home to a stunning hiking trail that follows the route of an old railway line
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Get ready for a royal good time

There are plenty of events to help you fly the flag during the Diamond Jubilee long weekend and half term
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They have every right to be exhausted after four taxing years of almost non-stop action but the chance to claim a unique treble is spurring them on
Usain Bolt: The Bolt show runs on

Usain Bolt: The Bolt show runs on

Friday's 'slow' 100m has done nothing to dent Jamaican's supreme confidence he will triumph in London
The weirdest and most wonderful Diamond Jubilee memorabilia

Weird and wonderful Jubilee memorabilia

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'I may be deaf, but you can still talk to me'

'I may be deaf, but you can still talk to me'

Being a teenager is hard enough – for those with hearing loss, it can be even more complicated