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The Top Ten: Worst Christmas songs

Suggested by Ben Ross, who nominated Justin Bieber's 'Mistletoe'. I was going to start with that Slade dirge (I write as a Slade fan), but it is redeemed by the double pun on 'slayed' and there are so many that are so much worse.

The Week In Radio: Why this New York story will always be number one

Don't you love this time of year? The heady waft of mince pies, the sweet smiles of small children, the gentle sound of... Noddy Holder screaming "IT'S CHRIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAS" at the top of his lungs. When Noddy starts yelling on "Merry Xmas Everybody", even dogs smother their ears.

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