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Manager bemoans another poor performance as his United side suffers second successive defeat

Sublime Zola has rivals in raptures

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Arts: God has taste as well as humour

`Dogma' tries hard to be madcap but only succeeds in committing the ultimate in cinematic blasphemy - it's just plain dull. By Anthony Quinn: DOGMA KEVIN SMITH (15) n MYSTERY MEN KINKA USHER (PG) n THE MUSIC FREELANCERS DENIS DERCOURT (PG) n MUPPETS FROM SPACE TIM HILL (U)

The Diary: Long-range lover from Rotterdam

HANS DE ROON lives on the south side of Rotterdam. "Five minutes from Feyenoord's ground," he said. Not that the retired town hall clerk ever makes the trip to De Kuip, The Tub, as the Stadion Feijenoord is popularly known. De Roon is as passionate about his football as any Rotterdammer. Probably more so. Indeed, just to be with the footballing love of his life he endures a gruelling 20-hour trip. The Rotterdam resident is a season-ticket holder at Sunderland's Stadium of Light.

Infinite buzz from taking part in the live event

THE FEVERISH build-up to last Saturday's match at Hampden Park - I know it's slightly controversial to refer to it as a mere game of football, rather than the Battle of Britain or some other dreadful cliche, but you know the one I'm talking about - was in danger of disappearing up its own fundament long before kick-off.

Real Work: Too much of a good thing

Doing well at work? Better watch your back. HESTER LACEY on Tall Poppy Syndrome

Radio: It's just the same old ball game

It's holiday time, which, what with the weird remoteness of Norfolk, and the car radio being on the fritz again, meant no FM reception last week. Those of you with good memories and empty, unfulfilled lives will remember that I went through a similar ordeal two or three months ago and made a kind of coded plea for broadcasters to pay a little more attention to medium- and long-wave broadcasting, as that is all that large swathes of the population can receive.

Football: Woe for Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday 0 Derby County 2

WHY ARE THEY FAMOUS: RUUD GULLIT

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Football: Gullit's misconduct charge

THE NEWCASTLE manager, Ruud Gullit, has been charged with misconduct by the Football Association for "alleged comments made to referee Uriah Rennie" after last week's game against Aston Villa.

Football: Gullit under fire after outburst

THE NEWCASTLE manager, Ruud Gullit, has been criticised by the League Managers' Association for his after-match outburst at referee Uriah Rennie on Saturday.

Football: Anderton turns down contract

DARREN ANDERTON last night vowed to stay at White Hart Lane even if Tottenham try to sell him after turning down their offer of a new contract.

Football: Dyer's answer to dire outlook

Gullit's expensive buy takes the spotlight from reject goods as he moves into the shop window; Simon Turnbull says energy is the key for new Newcastle hope

Football: Bookies face pounds 10m red devil of a day

BRITISH BOOKMAKERS stand to lose pounds 10m if Manchester United complete a historic treble by winning today's FA Cup and Wednesday's European Cup to add to the Premiership title they secured last Sunday.

Football: Gullit delights in being different

Dutchman can today become the first foreign manager to win the FA Cup with two different clubs. By Simon Turnbull
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